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One time when I was sitting on my porch this random man ran up to me and said
"You got any change"
I then replied with "Sorry Im all out"
The man then said "Maan I got these cheeseburgers maan"
I just looked at him and said " I dont want a cheeseburger"
He just replied "Please maan, Id suck yo dick"
I said to the man "Ew get out of here"
and he ran off.
You got spare change ?.